I should be studying for History right now, but I just want to share this little bit of fun fact or whatever you call it. I heard it from my I-know-Hollywood sister, Trish. Okay, she was watching Tyra some time last week and Chris Rock was on the show. I won't be a hypocrite, I, the I'm-not-into-Hollywood sister, don't know how that comedian looks like. All I know is that there's this guy that goes around Hollywood by the name Chris Rock, but the non-fanatic in me don't know who he is. I'm sorry I'm such a loser. Ha. Ha. After my sis told me about this, I am now the All-Hail-Chris-Rock sister.
THE CHRIS ROCK
TYRA: If you had the power, which star should get their celebrity license revoked?
CHRIS: Paris Hilton.
TYRA: *laugh* WHY?
CHRIS: What is her category? What is she for? I mean, what is her talent? She can't sing, she can't dance, she can't even act.
DISCLAIMER: Those are not the exact words. I failed to remember the words, and I can't even find it on the Internet. Sorry. Ha. Ha.
And as if to emphasize Chris Rock's wonderful humor and honesty, I came across this picture. Take a look at it and grimace or drool. If you're a proper person, [read: girl], you are to grimace. I mean, isn't she supposed to be flat? Where did that chest come from? And this is the girl who said she was thankful she didn't have boob jobs when she was 16, despite all her friends having it. And she supposedly thinks boob jobs are gross. Well anyway, who knows, she might be wearing a push-bra. [read: might]. And thus the drool part of the other half of the world's population, horny males.
CAN I PLEASE QUOTE CHRIS ROCK? Thank you. What is she for?
By some uncanny twist of faith, my laptop is playing "Stars" or whatever is the title of that song, and, eh, I remembered MYX. Can MYX please just research lyrics on the internet? It's so obvious that they have mistakes. Words like "Even though the guys are crazy, even though the stars are blind..." are forgivable. Considering that the real lyrics are "Even though the gods are crazy..." But take a look at THIS. The Black Parade's lyrics are LORDS. Defiant till the end. And what was written on MYX? DO YOU FIGHT IT TILL THE END. I mean, what does that mean? Does it even make sense? Forgive me for prattling, but hey, they do steal clips and videos from MTV. And yes, I am speaking for my sister right now, she's so upset and disgusted, especially now that the cable mysteriously erased MTV from the lists of channel. MTV is her TV life, along with Jack and ETC, but hey, I feel for her. You should listen to her rat about MYX and its deficiencies. It's adorable.
ANYWAY, I will perhaps study History now, I shall wait for Section 2's notes first though. MAAN! PLEASE GO ONLINE. HA. HA. HA! Huli ang ayaw magbasa ng book. The book is torture, but it does help. But why go through the torture when you can avail of the privilege the other half of the batch gets? Hihi. OH BY THE WAY SOPHOMORES, they are going to change the book next year! I don't know if I should feel estatic or sad for the Freshmen, I mean, the book is torture and lucky them, they won't experience it. But, the book is good, and it's full of information, really. A shame they'll be barred from appreciating it. :)
SO LONG.
<3, BEE
PS, the P.Hilton songs are senseless, but they are groovy. :D I like it. Ha. Ha! CONDEMN me now.
