Don't you think they're perfectly adorable? That they're so cute and brings smiles to everyone's faces when they see the TMNT on TV? Aww, aren't they darlings?

NOPE. I don't think so. I hate them, well that's harsh. Rewind, I don't like them. It just makes me cringe and scowl everytime my brother and sister watch that stupid mockery of a show. How can they make kids think that a group of turtles can save them from the world's evil-ness. Goodness is always present where there is life. And wherever goodness lies, EVIL is there too. Evil is in every bit of us, as well as there is goodness within us too. I personally think the two concepts are very relative, (the same way ugly is relative in Christopher Hring Montgomery's family -- Mountain Laurel by Jude Deveraux hang over!) and evil can not exist when it can not be compared to goodness. And goodness can only be appreciated when it is set beside evil. It depends on each individual what side of him he shall allow to conquer his thinking and actions, but he HAS both in him. Read The Prophecy of the Stones by Flavia Bujor (13 years old when she wrote it, ah, ah, close those gaping mouths, I have more to awe you if you were awed by this 13 year old.) and you'll learn more about this evil and goodness. It's a bit childish, yes, but it had drawn very beautiful insights from my non-existent heart.

Wait a minute, let's go back to these turtles. Evil is present everywhere, and it shall remain to be so. These turtles are hideous. It just does not seem right. I can never imagine having a PAGONG for a protector. It's simple outrageous. YES I UNDERSTAND THAT IT IS CARTOONS and you need not laugh at me but gahd, this is annoyingly senseless.

They can not be our policemen. I can not picture them catching crooks, crooks such as me. :> I have experienced some crook-ish escapades (exaged.) today.

1) I went to the dentist and A) I came with a broken bracket. The bracket's halved and I feel guilty for I don't care for my braces. I don't even wear ruber bands anymore. And B) I forgot to tell my Dad I was going to dentist and when I woke up, he had left already and I wasn't able to get the 5,000 I had to give the dentist. :(

2) The Ninja TURTLES can not go to the Antipolo National Bookstore and hand cuff me because A) the cashier suspected that the P500 bill that I gave her was fake and she went to their manager and other cashiers to make sure I wasn't fooling her, and B) I didn't look for Can You Keep A Secret myself and had the poor saleslady look for it for me.

3) The turtles (spat.) will not be able to stop this certain man riding a motorcycle before us on the rode with both hands on his head scratching his very thick mane of poorly-dyed hair. He could've fell. And no, the turtles can not save him, they're slow (at least that's how the world believe him to be despite the portrayal of hero turtles on that show TMNT.)

4) The turtles can not put me to jail for buying Strepsils (and not sharing it) from the medicine bar (what do you call it) at Mercury despite the little detail that I am not suffering sore throats.

5) The, ah, creatures will not creep up my bed at night (and dawn) to catch me reading books while my Mom thought I was asleep. Oh yeah, I slept at 5AM today because I got too engrossed by the book. And no, I'm not insane, my sister did not sleep at all, except for that nap she had from 2 PM till 4 or 5. And, yes, she was reading a book.

6) The said creatures can not jail me for my inability to write a novel unlike my certain friend. This is where "I have more to awe you if you were awed by this 13 year old" comes in. This friend, who I shall not name until he himself tells you, wrote a novel at 11. He didn't publish it though. On May 11, 2007, 5-8 PM, at Fully Booked (Rockwell branch), they shall release the Filipino book entitled Nino. It was written when said friend was 14 years old. Ha, he wrote a novel at 11. You hear? I guessed so. :) And as of now, he's working on his new novel. I AM SO EXCITED. I want to read THAT book. >:) AND if you do not read that, I will kill you and make sure that you will not live for another second it is going to be your (BIG) loss.

7) The shelled heavy slow creatures can not catch me for watching BBC news and CNN now even though it was meant for adults. It's called the Leo Influence. HAHA. Sira ka Camacho na-addict ako sa news. :| :)) :D

Why have I come to post about useless turtles? Well, my sister Mae told me she watched TMNT. What the heck was that? :-O She told me it was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Daym, what, it's a movie now? Or has it always been? I am clueless. I dislike the turtles acting like heroes. It's hideous. Plus they are ugly and the show is for boys and I am a girl. Yes, I know what you (I KNOW WHO you ARE) are thinking! I am not a BOOOY. :) I am a girl, a girly girly girl. Understood! :D