Sham, sham, sham. I hate women, and I hate men. I hate the irony they represent. We represent. I hate, hate, hate. I hate lies. I hate everything that's opposite. I hate everything that makes me cringe and makes me squeeze the air trapped by my palms. And I hate everything that makes me want to write, for all those things disturb me to the utmost stupidity.
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I hate how the x-chromosome bearers of the world can't express themselves properly. We all seem bitchy and we all seem mean. We all seem like whores and we all seem utterly shallow. But really, now. All those songs women sing are shams. We're not superficial.

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Why do guys sing a lot of love songs? Do they even apply to the majority of the y-chromosome bearers? There's really just a small percentage of male species who actually feel as emotional or as loving or as whatever as love songs proclaim. And they're the singers of these songs. All the rest are significantly apathetic about all the words of balladeers (spell that, bitches :[ I can't.) I do solemnly swear that I think 95% of the male half of the human population can not relate to songs their kind write. In fact, I think that the remaining 5%, the ones who DO feel, are partly women in thinking.
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I hate these sugary sweet writers who make the world believe that men are like them. That all of their species are like them.

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And I hate women for making men believe that we don't care. I hate women for creating songs that are irrelevant to their true feelings. I hate women for creating songs that mask their true thoughts and fears. And I hate women for letting men take over the emotionally-inclined-face of the music industry. They don't deserve it. Well, at the rate we're all going, women don't even deserve it too.

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And you know what? I don't know what. I just like the songs by males better, because women can relate to it more. I find it hard to imagine macho men to relate to these songs, coz all they care about are booz, friends, balls, and video games. And I'm generalizing, which is WRONG. So this may be untrue for you, male-reader, but it's true for most.

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I hate you Barry Manilow for creating undeniably beautiful songs who make us believe that all men are men of the covers of romance novels. And yes, female-reader, let us bow down to Barry Manilow and beg him to make all males like him.

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And to you, male-reader, bow down to whoever goddess you want to pattern us all after.

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And I hate you, Bianca Ruiz, for contradicting your very thoughts just because. Don't change.

.And I had a dream, a beautiful dream. And I wish that'll happen to every girl in the entire world: Dream big.

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And I hate you, reader, for not understanding where I'm coming from...

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...I'm coming from the seat behind Liseth. Fock all those who can't accept, royt, Seth?

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And so begins the agonizing ways to torture a female.